Saturday, November 19, 2011

Transmorphers: Fall of Man..............

This is by far the worst movie I have ever seen. Not only is this movie terrible but this was the 2nd title. Why are there two of these movies you ask? They took it upon themselves to make the 2nd title a prequel. I had no idea there was two movies or that I was watching the 2nd title.
 What confused me the most about this movie right off the bat was Bruce Boxleitner. Let me list some movies and shows Bruce was in : Tron, Tron Legacy,Chuck,Heroes, Babylon 5 and The Babe. Also did some voice acting for Tron video game and Kingdom Hearts 2. Why Bruce would you sink so low? I have a theory that he wanted to be in Transformers but couldn't get the role or was busy filming something else. He is in all and anything related to Tron, come on!
The acting and the dialog is awful. It's like they read their lines once then filmed without doing any takes. There is so much wrong with this movie. One part they are arguing in the car about the father over protecting her. She makes him pull over and she runs out. The boyfriend chases her,says some words they get back in the car. What was the point of doing that?
This movie is 86mins too long. When I reached the 45min marker they had saved the world and I thought it was over. Oh how I was wrong... After they "saved the day" I was treated to one of the most disgusting sex scenes I have ever seen. It starts off with a 2-3minute dance scene with nonsense dialog then ends with a 2-3 min sex. If you thought Micheal Bay was over the top in Transformers 2, let me tell you this is worse.
Hey there are robots in this movie. They are after a cellphone that is also a robot. All the robots in this movie are bad almost as bad as the cast.  Anyway after they "saved the world" more robots come to invade earth. I'm going to be honest after I saw them come down, I lost what was going on with the plot. I had no idea what was going on or why. The robots were poisoning the water or something.
No one should have to sit though this movie. I'd rather watch grass grow or paint dry.
I want to know what they were thinking when they made this movie. The dialog is terrible, the actors over react to a lot of things which mixes in with the terrible dialog. There is one scene where the satellite in the back yard turns into a robot. The guy pulls out a gun,runs back into the house,knocks the girl over and starts screaming at her to pack her things and get her grandmother out of the house. Yet all the robot did was stand there. When the guy comes back the robot flew away..... 
I am going to give this movie the biggest 10/10 sad faces I can possible give. Here it goes. 
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( /10

1 comment:

  1. what are you talking about? this is a must see movie. you must not have eyes to notice a diamond in the rough like